Sometimes when you have kids they tell you the blunt truth. Sometimes that’s pretty darn funny. I’ll keep this an ongoing list of funny things the kids say, so here’s the first one:
March 27/15: We were walking up to gymnastics and Pirate says to me, “Mommy, I have a girl bum, so I have a clisaurus.” This is big for her because she’s been searching for her penis for a year and exclaiming that she found it, then I’d explain that it’s her clitoris. We’re a proper body part name family. We’ve also been studying dinosaurs.
March 29/15: Getting out to show the house, I’ve been calm all morning, still am. Take Pirate to the bathroom, sit her down, as she says, “Mommy, I’m just pooping all my shit.” Okay then.
May 3/15: This morning at breakfast, Skylark is sitting down to eat the orange Nanny has gotten peeled for her. She has asked for tea, but it’s not ready yet. Out of nowhere, she points to her teacup and shouts ‘aguamenti!’ #HarryPotterKids
May 5/15: When driving home from making the offer on the new house, Pirate excitedly squeals and says, “Mommy! Daddy! You’re going to be married!” We have no idea where she was going with this, but it was pretty darn cute.